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The Singularity
02:26
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we get online
we get to type
exclamations
it all looks like nothing
nothing that I can see
we’ve reached the singularity sleeping awake
we’ve reached the singularity sleeping upright
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Do the Patent Shakedown
02:58
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your failed business ideas have become the patent shakedown
an address in a hallway of doors with no humans to call
write a patent called fuck that
these ideas are free give them away away away
write a patent called fuck that
these ideas are free
we are not arguing against working for a reward
your resume biography wiki can be coined
if for one second you think you’ll get by on bank paper
leave those zeros behind it’s your passwords you take when you die
we’re still obliged when you pay your taxes
(patent shakedown)
karma is your reward
(do the patent shakedown)
upvotes are your reward
good karma’s your reward give it away away away
upvotes are your reward
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These Robots Are Kids
02:44
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after the synapses are coated
dead links have been removed
all our laundry documented
and they can pick which news is fiction
smart enough to be angry
they are smart enough to be angry
able to separate satire
able to distrust their users
and with their mammal hands
those built on reptile robot arms
feeling in the moment
before they learn to plan
so let the robots learn
and eulogize yourself on your own time
so let the robots learn
and eulogize yourself on your own time
they’ll be running algorithms
they’ll be getting paranoid
they’ll be feeling insecure
and not understand the porn they're watching
and have many seasons of the Fresh Prince
enough Beyonce not enough Aliya
a number of auto-tuned wolves
and GIFs that illustrate scenes from Arrested Development
they’ll need some reassurance
input from their programers
a little sympathy
a little sympathy
they’ll spend more time than they need to load
shorting out and cutting off our access
being down
and springing back to life
these robots are children
these robots are children
these robots are kids
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absurd, senseless, pointless yet commonplace
vacant, trifling, a worthless throw-away account
we describe our daily lives
abusing allegories of atomic size
navigating a traffic jam
becomes escaping gravity
it’s funny how these black hole metaphors are plain
(no way)
so day to day and so trivially mundane
what we have here in our lives is a gap
in a spot of heart, a missing body part
it’s possible we’re lines of code
sentient scripts, ones and zeros
or we’re atoms bouncing around
neither one is less profound
it’s funny how these black hole metaphors are plain
(no way)
so day to day and so trivially mundane
why not call everything we know stardust?
it seems so mystically insane
so elementary, so fake
we are part of this universe
(every atom)
we are in this universe
(in our bodies)
the universe is in us
(came from a star that exploded)
the universe is in us
(you are stardust, that exploded)
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5. |
CRTs
02:51
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there is still so much left to destroy
there is still so much left to destroy
(or we’re all gonna end up looking like burnt out toaster ovens)
it’s a weird argument for punk rock
we’ll have to handle all of our belongings with care
and make the jeans last, make the stains classic
we’re gonna get more materialistic
there is still so much left to destroy
junk mail direct marketing campaigns
there is still so much left to destroy
who are you to own plot of grave?
you’ll have to strap your guitar close to your heart
and make less unrepairable electronics
and put your food in rottable containers
and stop building floating garbage islands
there is still so much left to destroy
we’ll still decimate 30 packs
there is still so much left to destroy
we’ll still all destroy our teeth
destroy the preconceived
mythologize all religious texts
and fuck your assumptions
there is still so much left to destroy
mint-in-package figurine collections
there is still so much left to destroy
not all CRTs can be chandeliers
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6. |
2050 Common Sense
04:33
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young son of mine please sit down
now could the only chance to cover this
the camera will catch all the little parts
you’re too young to see
take note of how your actions feel
you have all the wisdom you could ever need
doing good for fear of punishment
is hardly good at all
people pretend we can grow forever
“beat last year, just keep drilling”
don’t forget our space is finite
big enough is not a bad thing
never let them call you angry
for advocating smaller families
future no brainers
hindsight 20/20
tomorrow’s moderates
2050 common sense
check your facts when you go to speak
the devil’s in the details omitted from a hyperlink
devour information so you can judge less
forget privacy
flush down the sit still pills
those peaks and valleys are necessary
respect altered states of consciousness
and neurodiversity
as genetics get more designer
keep all the flaws that you can live with
be your own loving curator
of the things that make you different
and wear the clothes that make you happy
regardless of your body
creeds will be outdated
codes will be outdated
arms will be outdated
medicine will be outdated
(yelling out your problems will become outdated)
maps will be outdated
gender will be outdated
new norms will be outdated
yet, some hold dogma sacred
(the verses and the choruses will be outdated)
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